The First International Conference Organized by the Romanian Group for a Funny History
Prima conferinţă internaţională organizată de Grupul Român pentru o Istorie Distractivă
     
   

1344
The Foundation of the
Estonian-Ethiopian
Commonwealth

 
   
July the 3rd, 2010  
Arabela's Courtyard (Bucharest)  
   
Poster (1,53 Mb / pdf version)  
Application Form(173 Kb / pdf version)  
An International Conference organized by the Romanian Group for a Funny History with the Help of "Grupul pentru Monolog Social". All friends and readers of our site are graciously invited. Send us mails at these addresses, and don't be shy. Even though you cannot come to Bucharest, your photo impersonation, title and abstract may look good on this page. As for the final paper, it may well be published in the collective volume dedicated to the conference.  
     

Papers, abstracts, and speakers (under construction) You can be a speaker too!

       
      ANA MARIA GRUIA (impersonating Virgil Vătăşianu)
 
"The Dance of the Belly. An Ancient Ethiopian Ritual Preserved by the Saifad-Arad Community in Aiud"
 

ABSTRACT: The Ethiopian community in Aiud, as an enclave of brave people whose relations with the motherland have been severed, preserved to this day a series of ancient rituals. Among them, the most fascinating is the so-called "dance of the belly" which was invented by king Saifa's favourite wife, who then came into exile in Aiud together with the rest of the community. The present paper explores the intricate possible interpretation and deep symbolism of this ancient form of both art and religion. The dance of the belly is, during the summertime, a form of divination based on the random movements of the oiled belly fat of women-dancers.

       
      VLADIMIR AGRIGOROAEI (impersonating Nicolae Iorga)
  "The Caterpillar's Goose-Like Wings. Uighur Translations of Late Medieval Estonian and Ethiopian Chronicles and Diplomas during the reign of Wadém Aspharà, also known as Neuwya Maréan (posthumous son of Saifa-Arad's second wife)"
 

ABSTRACT: The archives of the Estonian-Ethiopian Commonwealth (Talinn), as well those of the Ethiopian Patriarchs (Abyss-Abeba) contain many manuscripts dating back to the XIVth, XVth or even XVIth century; some of these manuscripts, written in various late medieval Uighur alphabets (on one-hump-skinned-out-camel-parchments), bear strange ressemblances to the Tan-Dan Chinese Dynasty pre-idiomatical tablets, thus enlarging the area of our research to the great famine of China (1344), whose exquisite specialist is our friend and co-organizing colleague Ş.C. The lenghty phrase you read above is supposed to immitate Iorga. It didn't work.

       
      ŞTEFAN COLCERIU (impersonating Владимир Ильич Ленин)
  "Aufstieg und Niedergang der revolutionären Welt: Beiträge zum Verständnis der Galgendialektik"
 

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      VLAD BEDROS (impersonating Richard Krautheimer)
  "Estonia or Ethiopia? The Origin of the Late Byzantine Iconography of the Defeated and Eventually Hanged Ruler"
 

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      VALENTIN SĂLĂGEANU (impersonating Desiderius Erasmus of Rotterdam)
  "Estonian Fundamentalist Legislature. King Vessel's Laws concerning the Killing of Cockroaches as a Consequence of the Great Chinese Famine of 1344"
 

ABSTRACT: Following the cannibalism cases which occurred for the first time in China during the spring of 1344 (consequent to the fast-spreading famine), and to their continuous westward migration, the Estonian ‘Gathering of Ealdormen’, presided by King Vessel, adopted a set of rules meant to prevent abuse of any kind. In view of the grim retribution inflicted upon all who stepped astray and to the over-preventive, absurd measures stipulated therein, these rules were remembered as “King Vessel’s Laws”. Some people referred to them in terms of abusive exertion of power, emphasizing the restriction to fundamental God-given rights. They used to describe, to some extent, the unprecedented fastidious rules, by referring to a particular one that banned the infliction of death upon cockroaches.

       
      LUIZA ZAMORA (impersonating Pavel Coruţ and feeling the Conspiration!)
  "Fulgerul etiopian şi conspiraţia estoniană între getodaci şi extratereştrii din tărâmul uitat"
 

ABSTRACT: Chiar dacă în 1344 nu eram încă agent secret şi nici scriitorul de succes şi renume care sunt eu acum, şi celebru mai ales, eu am simţit totusi în avatarul meu, în ADN-ul meu, ceea ce avea să se întâmple... şi avea să îmi fie revelat prin vise de viaţă omenească. Conspiraţia ce a fost pusă la cale de foamea din China, care l-a făcut pe Ulf Gudmarsson, soţul Sfintei Brigita, să o lase văduvă la 31 de ani, dar care mai ales a făcut ca în istoria ţării noastre, ombilicul civilizaţiei mondiale, să nu fie consemnat nimic, dar nimic, asta m-a făcut să vad aici ceea ce numai ochiul antrenat şi vigilent poate să vadă! Eu, urmaş al lui Zamolxe, cel mai mare scriitor de istorie şi interpretare din această ţară şi de la OTV, vă voi dezvălui în premieră mondială şi universală legătura strânsă dintre căderea fulgerului etiopian atunci când tocmai se spanzura un African-American, chiar dacă om, trimisul eston la execuţie şi apariţia extraterestilor cu cip de dac integrat. Dar asta numai în 2010 şi numai în curtea Arabelei!

       
      ARABELA TRIFOI (impersonating Urmuz)
  "The Horn of Africa and Selam"
 

ABSTRACT: Selam is a three years old anything but the body. Born several millions years ago, she decided to travel back in time so that her mother’s horrid death wouldn’t have taken place in the past anymore (she melted giving birth to Selam). So, packing her only skull and all of her teeth, she rolled over her liquefied mother, swam along the Parnu River into the Gulf of Riga, then into the Baltic Sea until she lost track of time, got dizzy of too much geographical data and set head, not foot, on the African shore.

The thesis will be illustrating, i.e. presenting a sequence of comprehensive childish drawings, the search for food started by Selam from Pulli which ended successfully in Afar Region, where she finds her substitute mother, Lucy, and nothing else.

       
      His Excellency the Director of the Somalese Cultural Institute AUUMA KILAGAWWA (impersonating the late King Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu wa Za Banga of Zair)
  "Somalia and Her Key Role as a Part of the Estonian-Ethiopian Commonwealth. A Powerpoint Slideshow Presentation of the Independent Republic of Somalia, with Special Illustrations of Somalia's Medieval Monuments (both Religious and Secular)"
 

ABSTRACT: La République Indépendante de Somalie possède, parmi ses trésors médiévaux, plusieurs églises dédiées en immense majorité au Saint National, de son nom précis St. Kuke, un somalien d’origine éthiopienne, venu en Somalie afin de baptiser la populace d’après les règles du baptême catholique pratiqué en Estonie par les chevaliers teutoniques qui ont mis les bases sociopolitiques de la Moldavie et de la Valachie (citation needed). Les églises dédiées à St. Kuke ont manifestement influencé le milieu culturel médiéval de l’Afrique centrale et de l’est, par l'intermédiaire de leurs peintures murales a secco (manque d’eau potable), vivement colorées.

       
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